"Good things come to those who don’t make Mommy lose her sh*t." 😅🕯️
This candle is a warning... and a lifeline. When the house gets loud, the snacks run out, and patience is hanging by a thread, it’s time to light this baby up and reclaim your calm (or at least pretend you have some left).
Infused with [insert fragrance – e.g., lavender + eucalyptus or white tea + lemon], it’s your scented sanctuary in a sea of chaos.
✨ 100% natural soy wax
✨ Hand-poured with love and a little attitude
✨ Eco-friendly, clean-burning, and mom-approved
✨ Statement label that says what you're really thinking
Light it, breathe deep, and remember — mommy’s melting, not exploding (yet). 💁‍♀️